ALIEN SECRETION
Coconut rum, melon and pineapple.

AMARETTO SOUR
Amaretto, filled with sweet & sour and garnished with a cherry.

ALABAMA SLAMMER
Vodka, gin, rum and Southern Comfort, Add orange juice and Grenadine.

BLOODY BULL
Vodka, tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce pepper, celery, salt and beef bouillon Tabasco.

BLOODY MARY
Vodka and tomato juice spiced with Worcestershire sauce, pepper, celery, salt and a few drops of Tabasco.

BLUE HAWAIIAN
Rum, blue Curacao, sweet & sour, pineapple juice and a splash of orange juice.

BULL FROG
Vodka, lime juice, and sweet & sour, topped with 7 Up.

OUR MARGARITAS
Frozen or On-the-rocks

OUR SPECIALTY MARGARITAS
Kloesel’s Twist Strawberry Margarita Blue Margarita

Or ask for our Top Shelf with Jose Cuervo, Grand Marnier and triple sec.

DREAMSICLE
Amaretto, triple sec and cream. Fill with orange juice.

LEMON DROP
Vodka and sweet & sour. Rim glass with sugar.

PEACH FUZZ
Vodka, peach schnapps and orange juice.

PINA COLADA
Rum, Coco Lopez, pineapple juice and cream. Frozen.

SALTY DOG
Vodka, and grapefruit juice. Salt on the rim.

BAHAMA MAMA
Malibu rum, crème de banana, orange juice and pineapple juice.

BETWEEN THE SHEETS
Brandy, rum, and triple sec Add sweet & sour

FUZZY NAVEL
Peach schnapps and orange juice.

HARVEY WALLBANGER
Vodka and orange juice topped with Galliano.

CAPE COD
Vodka and cranberry juice.

HURRICANE
Rum and more rum, grenadine, sweet & sour and 7 Up, topped with 151 rum.

HURRICANE ANDREW
Maui, rum, Malibu rum, sweet & sour, 7 Up and pineapple juice.

COLORADO BULLDOG
Vodka, Kahlua and cream topped with cola.

MUDSLIDE
Kahlua, Baileys, Vodka, and cream.

POLISH RED HAIR
Vodka, Amaretto, lime juice and grenadine. Fill with coke.

SINGAPORE SLING
Gin, cherry brandy, sweet & sour and grenadine. Topped w/ club soda.

SLOE WINDJAMMER SCREW
Sloe gin, Southern and orange juice.

SLOE GIN FIZZ
Sloe gin, sweet & sour and 7 Up.

STRAWBERRY DAQUIRI
Rum, sweet & sour, grenadine and strawberries.
 

CUBA LIBRA
Rum, coke and a twist of lime.

MIND ERASER
Kahlua, Vodka, soda, layered. Drink it fast through a straw.

LONG BEACH TEA
Rum, gin, triple sec and vodka, topped with cranberry & orange juice.

LONG ISLAND TEA
Rum, Gin, triple sec and vodka, topped with sweet & sour and cola.

LYNCHBURG LEMONADE
Jack Daniels with equal parts triple sec, sweet & sour and a squeeze of lemon.

MAI TAI
Triple sec, crème de almond, rum, grenadine, sweet & sour, club soda.

TEQUILA SUNRISE
Tequila, filled with orange juice and grenadine.

TOM COLLINS
Gin and sweet & sour, topped with 7 Up and grenadine.

TROPICAL PLEASURE
Coconut rum, melon, crème de banana and pineapple juice. On the rocks or frozen.

VODKA COLLINS
Vodka, sweet & sour 7 Up and grenadine.

WINDJAMMER
Vodka, amaretto, equal parts orange juice and pineapple juice topped with lime juice.

YELLOW BIRD
Rum, crème de banana and Galliano. Filled with orange juice and pineapple juice.

WHISKEY SOUR
Bourbon filled with sweet & sour garnished with a cherry.
 

BLACK RUSSIAN
Vodka, and Kahlua. On-the-rocks.

DUSTER
Gin, topped with scotch on-the-rocks or chilled, straight up, with an olive.

GIMLET
Vodka and lime juice. Chilled and straight up.

MANHATTAN
Bourbon and sweet Vermouth and a few drops of bitters. Chilled and straight up.
 

MARTINI
Gin or vodka with dry vermouth. Chilled, straight up or on-the-rocks, served with an olive or a twist.

OLD FASHIONED
Bourbon, cherry juice, dash of bitters. Garnished with orange.

ROB ROY
Scotch, sweet vermouth, dash of bitters, chilled and straight up. Garnished with a cherry and an olive.
 

RUSTY NAIL
Scotch and Drambuie, mixed and served on-the-rocks.

SCREWDRIVER
Vodka and orange juice.

COSMOPOLITAN
Vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice and lime juice.

WHITE RUSSIAN
Vodka, Kahlua, Topped with cream. On-the-rocks

B-52 SHOT
Kahlua, Baileys Irish Crème, Grand Marnier. All layered topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

DEEP THROAT
Frangelica and Baileys Irish Crème. Topped with whipped cream. No hands, one shot, and don’t spill it!

GINGERBREAD MAN
Goldschlager, Baileys Irish Crème, and Buttershot.

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE
Kahlua, crème de menthe and half & half.

HARD NIPPLE
Baileys Irish Crème, Buttershot, and Crown Royal.

KAMIKAZE
Vodka, triple sec, lime juice, sweet & sour.

MEXICAN FLAG
Grenadine, green crème de menthe and Everclear All layered.
 

ORGASM
Kahlua, Baileys Irish Crème, and amaretto. Topped with whipped cream.

PURPLE HOOTER
Vodka, raspberry schnapps, and cranberry juice.

RED SILK PANTIES
Vodka, Malibu rum, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice.

RED SNAPPER
Crown Royal, amaretto, and cranberry juice.

SCREAMING ORGASM
Vodka, Kahlua, Baileys Irish Crème, and amaretto. Topped with whipped cream.

SEX ON THE BEACH
Vodka, melon, raspberry schnapps, and pineapple juice.

SLIPPERY NIPPLE
Baileys Irish Crème and buttershots
 

SLUTTY REDHEAD
Jagermeister, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

THREE LEGGED MONKEY
Crown Royal, amaretto, and pineapple juice.

THREE WISEMAN
Rumplemintz, 151 rum, and Yagermister. All layered.

WATER MOCCASIN
Crown Royal, peach schnapps, and sweet & sour.

WOO WOO
Vodka, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

CINDERELLA
Lemon juice, pineapple juice, orange juice and a splash of grenadine. Topped with soda.

COLA / DIET COLA & 7UP
Soda with a twist of lime.

ROY ROGERS
Cola flavored with cherry juice.

SHIRLEY TEMPLE
7 Up flavored with cherry juice.
 

TROPICAL SUNSET
Orange juice, pineapple juice, a touch of lime and grenadine.

VIRGIN BLOODY MARY
Tomato juice, spiced with lime squeeze. Topped with Worcestershire sauce, pepper, celery, salt and a dash of Tabasco.
 

VIRGIN PINA COLADA
Pineapple juice, cream and Coco Lopez. Blended smooth.

VIRGIN STRAWBERRY DAQUIRI
Strawberries, sweet & sour and grenadine blended smooth.

YOUR PLEASURE
Make up your own concoction with your favorite juices.
 

AMARETTO FREEZE
Amaretto, white crème de cocoa, ice cream.

BANANA BANSHEE
Crème de banana, crème de cocoa blended with ice cream.

BANANA CREAM PIE
Coconut rum, banana liqueur and ice cream.

BRANDY ALEXANDER
Brandy, dark crème de cocoa with ice cream sprinkled with nutmeg.

BRANDY FREEZE
Brandy, white crème de cocoa ice cream.

CHIP AHOY
White crème de cocoa, dark crème de cocoa, vodka, Kahlua, ice cream. Frozen.

GOLDEN CADILLAC
Galliano, white crème de cocoa , ice cream.

GRASSHOPPER White crème de cocoa, green crème de menthe. Blended with ice cream.

MOCHA FREEZE
Amaretto, Kahlua, ice cream.

PINK SQUIRREL
Crème de almond, white crème de cocoa, ice cream.

TOASTED ALMOND
Brandy, Kahlua, Amaretto, ice cream.

VELVET HAMMER Brandy, Tia Maria, triple sec, ice cream

BAILEYS IRISH CREAM and COFFEE
Topped with whipped cream.

KLOESEL’S COFFEE
Kahlua, amaretto, and dark crème de cacao. Topped with whipped cream and Galliano.
 

FRANGELICO COFFEE
Frangelico liqueur combined with coffee and topped with whipped cream.
 

IRISH COFFEE
Irish Whiskey, simple syrup if desired. Filled with coffee and topped with whipped cream.

KAHLUA & COFFEE
Topped with whipped cream
 

Bud Light
Budweiser
Coors Light
Corona
Dos Equis

Lone Star Light
Lone Star
Miller Lite
Shiner Premium
Shiner Bock

Shiner Special
Shiner Lt. Blonde
Michelob Ultra
Guinness

  Glass  Bottle
Malbec, Alta Vista, Argentina 7.5 29
Cabernet Sauvignon, Columbia Crest  H3, California 9 35
Cabernet Sauvignon, Main Street, California 7 25
Cabernet Sauvignon, Joel Gott California 9.5 39
Merlot,  Simi,  California 9.5 39
Merlot, 14 Hands,  Washington 7.5 29
Pinot Noir, Seaglass, California 9 35
Sweet Red, Llano, Texas 7 25
Dry Red Table, Majek, Local Texas 10 45
  Glass Bottle
Reisling, Schmitt Sohne, Germany 7.5 29
Pinot Grigio, Kris, Italy 8 30
Chardonnay, Robert Mondavi, California 8 30
Chardonnay, La Crema, California 9.5 39
White Zinfindal, Sycamor, California 7 25
Muscato,  Luccio, Italy 9 35
Sauvignon Blanc, St. Francis, California 9 35
Asti, Tosti,  Italy 30
Brut, Korbel, California 30
Prosecco, Riondo Italy - Mini Bottle 10